At dinner the other night, we were talking with Ada about how she’s going to have to teach her new baby brother or sister all of the important things in life. She nodded enthusiastically and then started listing off all the words of the wisdom she can’t wait to impart:

• No hitting
• No pinching
• No throwing
• No biting
• No pooping on the table

You read that last one right. NO POOPING ON THE TABLE. None of us can quite figure out how she came up with it but, honestly, it’s pretty good advice. I’ll take it to heart for sure.