Steve spent the evening meeting with businessmen about entrepreneurship and drones which left me alone (with the pets) in the apartment. Is anyone surprised by how I chose to entertain myself?

• Did some dishes
• Ate a bunch of mac ‘n cheese

• Took a bath

• Called my dear mother
• Snapped some updated belly photos

• Gave myself a manicure*
• Watched a couple episodes of One Born Every Minute (original British version, clearly)

I’m living the dream, right? At one point, I considered leaving the apartment to get a decaf *shudder* latte, but decided it was too much work to walk down the block to Nina’s. This is what my life has become.

*No pedicure because, surprise, I can’t reach my feet any longer.